1. siriuslikesboys:

    shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else

    (via halfgingermcsexyface)

     

  2. iseeincolours:

    ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

    thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    Don’t tell them

    So are we just gonna ignore it?

     

  3. therightnippleofgilgamesh:

    "this is an au where everyone lives happily together and nothing bad ever happens’
    "what about that character?"
    "they’re in fucking jail where they belong"

    (via beckstasy)

     

  4. fruitcrocs:

    fruitcrocs:

    i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

    i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

    (via pizza)

     

  5. american-mouth-flightless-bird:

    "ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

    (Source: crayola-colored-skeletons, via moffating)

     

  6. So I was on Netflix and..

    hmmmmmmmm are you sure netflix?

    are you sure?